WELCOME TO THE
M★J★L
UNIVERSE
UNIT BROADCAST — LIVE
— CORE —
THE HEART
HAROLD
Hi again! I’m Harold and I’m the Boss of all this. I got a pineapple grenade. They ran away when I ask to play ‘hot potato’…Now I have the microphone.
(Here is me with my grenade and Al’s HAM mic…)
HAROLD
Some lady said i was too young to write my stories and God will not like me. I said she was dumb.
She said my bowl haircut was stupid. I told her she was too ugly to get married.
The beast became furious.
I said ‘It’s my Birthday tomorrow. Im gonna wake up and be, like, 30 years old and you’re still gonna be ugly.
Her car made a fire.
(Here is me with the fire and my new friend Rick. He saved me while his friends fought the house fire. He promised me tuna later)
AL
JEEZUS KID! THAT was YOU?! WE held a fundraiser for Sandy!
HAROLD
HI AL!! – Anyways You will like my stories. They have blood and guts and bullets and butts. Sometimes the heroes hug naked in the shower. And the bad guys always get pwned.
Anyways – it started because I was listening to Al when he was drunk on his HAM radio talking to two of my best friends who are human.
k….CYA!
OLD MAN (DON)
Yeah… The Lion speaks…So what? You got a problem with 2 decent people who love their cat, themselves and each other?
BABY BOY (GRANT)
Yeah! Fuggin’ weisenheimers!!! Sometimes IKEA just doesn’t hold up the body weight of two full grown men…You wanna add anything, Old Man?
OLD MAN (DON)
A FEW things,…I’m forty something, this prick with the green eyes is twenty something. He saved me, i saved him. There’s love, sometimes sweaty. You got a problem? Get fuckin’ Bent.
BABY BOY (GRANT)
YEAH GET FUGGIN BENT! Don’t be jealous about what you cant have!
AL
Any of you other hooligans wanna weigh in here?
PANCHO
No, General – Let el jefe speak for us…Harry’s my proxy.
GRETTA
Ja, Herr General – I agree wiz Doctor Montoya – Let Herr Comandant take zer lead…Olaf?
OLAF
Jawhol!! Harold has zer final say! He wrote der damn stories!
AL
Well, Mr. Author? Votes have been cast – Floor is yours Harry….
HAROLD
hmm…no….im gonna go lick myself again. You finish up, Al….Clayboy? I’m coming in – those fancy sheets of your make me coo….and Don’t look at me this time, pervert!
AL
uh….y-yeah – well…anyway – The CORE – Blood and guts and bullets and butts…if you dare!
-ENTER THE CORE AND MEET THE OPERATORS-
MJL: CORE
One washed-up operator drowning in his own bullshit. One stubborn bastard with green eyes who wouldn’t leave him behind. A crew of like minded individuals. One question: Can killers build a family?
— INFINITUM —
THE SOUL
AL
And THREE — INFINITUM. Same souls…different times. Listen in…
INFINITUM — Green Eyes
TWO GUNS
Dead Eye? This telegram here…what’r they talkin about?
DEAD EYE
I dunno, kid…They wanna know somethin’ about how we live I reckon…write this… ‘Idiot who wrote – walk until you reach ocean – then keep going’
DONA ROMELIA
Pendejo! Nomas quieren saber de tu vida. No seas chulo!
DEAD EYE
Ow, SHIT!! Next time make a fist crazy old lady!! JOYSUS!!
DONA ROMELIA
Ay no seas chillon – Dios te va castigar! Y lavense las nalgas cochinos! Joo esmell like El Chamuco!
TWO GUNS
Who’s El Chamiko?
DEAD EYE
It’s her large, faithful ASS-(gasps) Her Donkey!!…it’s her donkey….
DONA ROMELIA
Joo are not so estupid as joo elook grandote…bien – dame un abrazo – I go to slip now.
DEAD EYE
Goodnight Ama… sleep well, aye?
TWO GUNS
Aye Sleep well Ama and grassyass for everythin’
DONA ROMELIA
Aye que chulo! ok…que duerman bien…te quiero mucho…pendejos caras de huarache
AL
…That’s just one stop, soldiers. Two souls keep finding each other across every era we wrote ’em into. Click in.
-ENTER THE TIMEWARP-
MJL: INFINITUM
Two souls. Every era. They don’t remember each other–but something does. Cavemen, Cowboys, Cyborgs, whatever comes after or before. The universe keeps throwing them together. Welcome to MJL
— END OF THE LINE —
A HALL OF HEROES
AL
There you have it Soldiers! THREE ways to enter….Click on Metachron first, you won’t regret it!
HAROLD
Shit in your hat, Al!! CORE!!
AL
Metachron…Harry!
My Family, My Soldiers, My Unit, My Life.
If you’re one of the good ones, they’re yours too.
Welcome home warriors…
And If you’re an old dingleberry who’s got a problem with how my family spends their R&R? Then on behalf of all the good ones in the extended MJL Universe family…
Read the policy. Do it twice.
General Alexander Michael, U.S.M.C (ret.)
Co-Creator, MJL Universe
Misericordia, per Iustitiam – cum Amore
Mercy, through Justice – with Love
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