M★J★L UNIVERSE — TRANSMISSION
THE BRASS
[ I share some deep shit… don’t laugh or my family will end you…. or laugh and they won’t, because your blood is fucking cheap… ]
UNIT BROADCAST — LIVE
CLAYBOY
anyone else ever feel…like the skin you came with wasn’t supposed to be yours? Like then wtf am i doing here? WHY? Living with Al and Bubby and Harold and meeting the rest of these assholes i love…kinda fucked my head up….shouldn’t it have ALWAYS been like this??
BUBBY
Sh-shiyet….y-yew alright Clayboy? I-i didn’t mean ta make you upset when i was talkin’ about my daddy the other night…
CLAYBOY
NO!! Bubby – your the sweetest fucking man i know. You saved my life dammit…And Al ran to help and he saved it too but that belly of his – by the time he got there to pick me up…all i could smell was his whiskey breath and his armpits…you guys are my fucking stepdads….
BUBBY
Sh-shiyet…..
AL
That’s alright bubby – im not the least bit insulted…i coulda used a shower that week….
BABY BOY (GRANT)
Where’s this goin’ Clayboy….you ok?
CLAYBOY
GOD why is this so hard….Harry? Fine! dammit you win!! you wanted me to share my shitty sketch?
AL
That’s “The Brass” your always referrin’ to…ain’t it son…
BUBBY
Golleee……
OLD MAN (DON)
Jesus Christ, kid…..I-,,,nmv…nvn…..HF*$#&I(UHL WIHLIFIUH nevermind….
CLAYBOY
This is the dad i wish i had looking over my ass. he would have slapped the shit out of karen for taking my room away….
BABY BOY (GRANT)
FUCK YOU CLAYBOY!! god dammit i didnt think i was gonna cry just by checking the site today…will you hold me, Old Man? Love you Clay.
HAROLD
….hmmmmm…..”yes” – I like him…. he gets a pass Clayboy….can you make me some more of that watery mac and cheese? im constipated….
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