MEET THE AUTHOR
AN INTERVIEW
WITH HAROLD
What’s the first thing you’d want a new reader to know?
That I like them — heck, that I LOVE them… Don’t know them, wouldn’t hang out with them because I like to sleep. But when you see that rando at a place of life — a concert, opera, waiting in line trying to hold the poo in — our upper body looks for a deck of cards or a pack of gum that isn’t there. We witnessed each other being alive. We might even nod if we both make it out clean.
Why should someone read this?
Because they shouldn’t not. If they’re open they’ll see themselves — that’s what they might not always like.
Do you have any advice for aspiring writers?
What do I know? I began trying to write smut and the characters told me to fuck off and come back when I had something to say.
IMPORTANT!
My First Post!
What’s it all about?
Are you prepared?
Hi! I’m Harold! This is my first post! I have a journal and make stories!. You will like them!
Some pastor guy said it was bad – he went away.
You are cooler than he was. He wore a toupee. It is in a box in the water.
K, cya!
