{"id":679,"date":"2026-05-02T11:37:44","date_gmt":"2026-05-02T11:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.wpenginepowered.com\/?page_id=679"},"modified":"2026-05-02T13:29:37","modified_gmt":"2026-05-02T13:29:37","slug":"harry","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/?page_id=679","title":{"rendered":"Harry"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"846\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Screenshot-from-2026-05-01-22-14-21.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-680\" style=\"width:346px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Screenshot-from-2026-05-01-22-14-21.png 683w, https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Screenshot-from-2026-05-01-22-14-21-242x300.png 242w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<style>\n\/* ===== HAROLD INTERVIEW \u2014 SELF-CONTAINED ===== *\/\n.har-int *{box-sizing:border-box;margin:0;padding:0}\n.har-int{\n  max-width:700px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  padding:30px 12px;\n  font-family:Georgia,serif;\n  background:#0a0a0a;\n  border-radius:12px;\n}\n\n\/* --- Header --- *\/\n.har-int-header{\n  text-align:center;\n  margin-bottom:30px;\n  font-family:'Courier New',monospace;\n}\n.har-int-label{\n  color:#ff0000;\n  font-size:11px;\n  letter-spacing:4px;\n  opacity:.6;\n  margin-bottom:6px;\n}\n.har-int-title{\n  color:#ff0000;\n  font-size:22px;\n  font-weight:900;\n  letter-spacing:6px;\n}\n.har-int-sub{\n  color:#ff0000;\n  font-size:11px;\n  letter-spacing:3px;\n  opacity:.4;\n  margin-top:6px;\n}\n\n\/* --- Q&A Blocks --- *\/\n.har-qa{\n  margin-bottom:28px;\n}\n.har-qa:last-child{\n  margin-bottom:0;\n}\n\n\/* Question *\/\n.har-q{\n  font-family:'Courier New',monospace;\n  font-size:11px;\n  color:#888;\n  letter-spacing:2px;\n  text-transform:uppercase;\n  margin-bottom:10px;\n  padding-left:62px;\n}\n\n\/* Bubble row *\/\n.har-row{\n  display:flex;\n  align-items:flex-start;\n  gap:12px;\n}\n\n\/* Avatar *\/\n.har-av{\n  width:44px;\n  height:44px;\n  min-width:44px;\n  border-radius:50%;\n  overflow:hidden;\n  border:2px solid #ff0000;\n  box-shadow:0 0 8px rgba(255,0,0,.3);\n}\n.har-av img{\n  width:100%;\n  height:100%;\n  object-fit:cover;\n}\n\n\/* Chat bubble *\/\n.har-msg{\n  background:#140a0a;\n  border:1px solid rgba(255,0,0,.2);\n  border-radius:14px;\n  border-top-left-radius:4px;\n  padding:14px 16px;\n  color:#e0e0e0;\n  font-size:15px;\n  line-height:1.6;\n  max-width:580px;\n}\n\n\/* Divider between Q&As *\/\n.har-div{\n  width:40px;\n  height:1px;\n  background:rgba(255,0,0,.15);\n  margin:0 auto 28px;\n}\n<\/style>\n\n<div class=\"har-int\">\n\n  <!-- Header -->\n  <div class=\"har-int-header\">\n    <div class=\"har-int-label\">MEET THE AUTHOR<\/div>\n    <div class=\"har-int-title\">AN INTERVIEW<\/div>\n    <div class=\"har-int-sub\">WITH HAROLD<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n\n  <!-- Q1 -->\n  <div class=\"har-qa\">\n    <div class=\"har-q\">What&#8217;s the first thing you&#8217;d want a new reader to know?<\/div>\n    <div class=\"har-row\">\n      <div class=\"har-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-harold.png\" alt=\"Harold\"><\/div>\n      <div class=\"har-msg\">That I like them \u2014 heck, that I LOVE them&#8230; Don&#8217;t know them, wouldn&#8217;t hang out with them because I like to sleep. But when you see that rando at a place of life \u2014 a concert, opera, waiting in line trying to hold the poo in \u2014 our upper body looks for a deck of cards or a pack of gum that isn&#8217;t there. We witnessed each other being alive. We might even nod if we both make it out clean.<\/div>\n    <\/div>\n  <\/div>\n\n  <div class=\"har-div\"><\/div>\n\n  <!-- Q2 -->\n  <div class=\"har-qa\">\n    <div class=\"har-q\">Why should someone read this?<\/div>\n    <div class=\"har-row\">\n      <div class=\"har-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-harold.png\" alt=\"Harold\"><\/div>\n      <div class=\"har-msg\">Because they shouldn&#8217;t not. If they&#8217;re open they&#8217;ll see themselves \u2014 that&#8217;s what they might not always like.<\/div>\n    <\/div>\n  <\/div>\n\n  <div class=\"har-div\"><\/div>\n\n  <!-- Q3 -->\n  <div class=\"har-qa\">\n    <div class=\"har-q\">Do you have any advice for aspiring writers?<\/div>\n    <div class=\"har-row\">\n      <div class=\"har-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-harold.png\" alt=\"Harold\"><\/div>\n      <div class=\"har-msg\">What do I know? I began trying to write smut and the characters told me to fuck off and come back when I had something to say.<\/div>\n    <\/div>\n  <\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<style>\n\/* ===== HAROLD INTERVIEW \u2014 SELF-CONTAINED ===== *\/\n.har-int *{box-sizing:border-box;margin:0;padding:0}\n.har-int{\n  max-width:700px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  padding:30px 12px;\n  font-family:Georgia,serif;\n  background:#0a0a0a;\n  border-radius:12px;\n}\n\n\/* --- Header --- *\/\n.har-int-header{\n  text-align:center;\n  margin-bottom:30px;\n  font-family:'Courier New',monospace;\n}\n.har-int-label{\n  color:#ff0000;\n  font-size:11px;\n  letter-spacing:4px;\n  opacity:.6;\n  margin-bottom:6px;\n}\n.har-int-title{\n  color:#ff0000;\n  font-size:22px;\n  font-weight:900;\n  letter-spacing:6px;\n}\n.har-int-sub{\n  color:#ff0000;\n  font-size:11px;\n  letter-spacing:3px;\n  opacity:.4;\n  margin-top:6px;\n}\n\n\/* --- Q&A Blocks --- *\/\n.har-qa{\n  margin-bottom:28px;\n}\n.har-qa:last-child{\n  margin-bottom:0;\n}\n\n\/* Question *\/\n.har-q{\n  font-family:'Courier New',monospace;\n  font-size:11px;\n  color:#888;\n  letter-spacing:2px;\n  text-transform:uppercase;\n  margin-bottom:10px;\n  padding-left:62px;\n}\n\n\/* Bubble row *\/\n.har-row{\n  display:flex;\n  align-items:flex-start;\n  gap:12px;\n}\n\n\/* Avatar *\/\n.har-av{\n  width:44px;\n  height:44px;\n  min-width:44px;\n  border-radius:50%;\n  overflow:hidden;\n  border:2px solid #ff0000;\n  box-shadow:0 0 8px rgba(255,0,0,.3);\n}\n.har-av img{\n  width:100%;\n  height:100%;\n  object-fit:cover;\n}\n\n\/* Chat bubble *\/\n.har-msg{\n  background:#140a0a;\n  border:1px solid rgba(255,0,0,.2);\n  border-radius:14px;\n  border-top-left-radius:4px;\n  padding:14px 16px;\n  color:#e0e0e0;\n  font-size:15px;\n  line-height:1.6;\n  max-width:580px;\n}\n\n\/* Divider between Q&As *\/\n.har-div{\n  width:40px;\n  height:1px;\n  background:rgba(255,0,0,.15);\n  margin:0 auto 28px;\n}\n<\/style>\n\n<div class=\"har-int\">\n\n  <!-- Header -->\n  <div class=\"har-int-header\">\n    <div class=\"har-int-label\">IMPORTANT!<\/div>\n    <div class=\"har-int-title\">My First Post!<\/div>\n    <div class=\"har-int-sub\">What\u2019s it all about?<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n\n  <!-- Q1 -->\n  <div class=\"har-qa\">\n    <div class=\"har-q\">Are you prepared?<\/div>\n    <div class=\"har-row\">\n      <div class=\"har-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-harold.png\" alt=\"Harold\"><\/div>\n      <div class=\"har-msg\">Hi! I\u2019m Harold! This is my first post! I have a journal and make stories!. You will like them!<\/p>\n\n      <p style=\"color:#d0d0d0;font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.85;margin-bottom:18px;font-style:normal;\">Some pastor guy said it was bad \u2013 he went away.<\/p>\n\n      <p style=\"color:#d0d0d0;font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.85;margin-bottom:18px;font-style:normal;\">You are cooler than he was. He wore a toupee. It is in a box in the water.<\/p>\n\n\n      <p style=\"color:#888;font-family:'Courier New',monospace;font-size:13px;line-height:1.5;margin-bottom:0;letter-spacing:2px;font-style:normal;\">K, cya!<\/p>\n    <\/div>\n  <\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/?page_id=654\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" data-id=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Your-paragraph-text26.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-683\" style=\"width:422px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Your-paragraph-text26.png 500w, https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Your-paragraph-text26-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Your-paragraph-text26-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/?page_id=410\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" data-id=\"684\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Your-paragraph-text27.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-684\" style=\"width:442px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Your-paragraph-text27.png 500w, https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Your-paragraph-text27-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/Your-paragraph-text27-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MEET THE AUTHOR AN INTERVIEW WITH HAROLD What&#8217;s the first thing you&#8217;d want a new reader to know? 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