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\u2014 HAM AND EGGS \u2014<\/div>\n
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Hi! I\u2019m Harold! This is my first post! I have a journal and make stories!. You will like them!<\/p>\n\n

Some pastor guy said it was bad \u2013 he went away.<\/p>\n\n

You are probably a better judge than him. He wore a toupe. It is in a box in the water.<\/p>\n\n

Read my stuff – it is so good. You will love it!\n\nK….<\/p>\n\n

K, cya!<\/p>\n <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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And the Merch the merch!<\/p>\n\n

Bring the Missus, bring the folks, bring your cash!<\/p>\n\n

“Grand opening of Honest Harry’s Merch n’ Stuff!”<\/p>\n\n

“Go see Harry! – He’s Honest!”<\/p>\n\n

K, cya!<\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n

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