{"id":30,"date":"2025-11-02T11:14:56","date_gmt":"2025-11-02T11:14:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.wpenginepowered.com\/?page_id=30"},"modified":"2026-05-02T01:04:51","modified_gmt":"2026-05-02T01:04:51","slug":"universe","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/","title":{"rendered":"MJL UNIVERSE"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<style>\n\/* ===== OPENING SECTION \u2014 SELF-CONTAINED ===== *\/\n.opn-wrap *{box-sizing:border-box;margin:0;padding:0}\n.opn-wrap{\n  max-width:700px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  padding:30px 12px 10px;\n  font-family:Georgia,serif;\n  text-align:center;\n}\n\n.opn-sub{\n  color:#00ff00;\n  font-family:'Courier New',monospace;\n  font-size:11px;\n  letter-spacing:4px;\n  margin-bottom:8px;\n  opacity:.6;\n}\n\n.opn-title{\n  font-weight:900;\n  font-size:36px;\n  letter-spacing:8px;\n  font-family:'Courier New',monospace;\n  color:#6b8e23;\n}\n.opn-title .star{color:#ffd001}\n\n.opn-universe{\n  color:#6b8e23;\n  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.meta-bub:nth-of-type(even){align-items:flex-end}\n  .meta-bub:nth-of-type(even) .meta-stack{align-items:flex-end;align-self:flex-end}\n  .meta-bub:nth-of-type(even) .meta-nm{text-align:right}\n  .meta-bub:nth-of-type(even) .meta-msg{\n    border-radius:14px 2px 14px 14px;\n    border-left-width:0;\n    border-right:6px solid;\n  }\n  \/* Right-side: stripe color follows speaker *\/\n  .meta-bub.al:nth-of-type(even) .meta-msg{border-right-color:#2100ec}\n  .meta-bub.clay:nth-of-type(even) .meta-msg{border-right-color:#ff1493}\n  .meta-bub.bub:nth-of-type(even) .meta-msg{border-right-color:#4ca626}\n  .meta-bub.har:nth-of-type(even) .meta-msg{border-right-color:#ff0000}\n}\n<\/style>\n\n<div class=\"meta-wrap\">\n\n<!-- SECTION HEADER -->\n<div class=\"meta-hdr\">\n  <div class=\"line\"><\/div>\n  <div class=\"lbl\">\u2014 METACHRON \u2014<\/div>\n  <div class=\"slbl\">THE BRAIN<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"meta-frame\">\n  <div class=\"meta-col\">\n\n    <!-- 1: AL -->\n    <div class=\"meta-bub al\">\n      <div class=\"meta-stack\">\n        <div class=\"meta-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-al.png\" alt=\"Al\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-nm\">AL<\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-msg\">Clayboy!&#8230;are we on?! All i see is my phone message with that damn little circle thing taunting me&#8230;son of a Bitch!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- COMIC IMAGE -->\n    <div class=\"meta-img\"><div class=\"frame\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/nMJL-COMIC-LANDING.jpg\" alt=\"Al \/ Clayboy split \u2014 broadcast hook\"><\/div><\/div>\n\n    <!-- 2: CLAYBOY -->\n    <div class=\"meta-bub clay\">\n      <div class=\"meta-stack\">\n        <div class=\"meta-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-clay.png\" alt=\"Clayboy\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-nm\">CLAYBOY<\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-msg\">Al &#8211; you&#8217;re on&#8230;we all are. Can you see my message on your screen?<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 3: BUBBY -->\n    <div class=\"meta-bub bub\">\n      <div class=\"meta-stack\">\n        <div class=\"meta-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-bubby.png\" alt=\"Bubby\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-nm\">BUBBY<\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-msg\">Shiyet, i sure can!! Hi Al, Hi Clayboy!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 4: AL -->\n    <div class=\"meta-bub al\">\n      <div class=\"meta-stack\">\n        <div class=\"meta-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-al.png\" alt=\"Al\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-nm\">AL<\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-msg\">Alright, alright cool the jets i see it now.<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 5: HAROLD -->\n    <div class=\"meta-bub har\">\n      <div class=\"meta-stack\">\n        <div class=\"meta-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-harold.png\" alt=\"Harold\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-nm\">HAROLD<\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-msg\">HI! I&#8217;ts me, Harold!! is this thing finally live Clayboy?&#8230;never mind &#8211; neighbor just looked at me funny&#8230;CYA!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <div class=\"meta-sys\">Harold has left the group chat<\/div>\n\n    <!-- 6: AL -->\n    <div class=\"meta-bub al\">\n      <div class=\"meta-stack\">\n        <div class=\"meta-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-al.png\" alt=\"Al\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-nm\">AL<\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-msg\">Good Lord&#8230;i wonder which neighbor &#8211; anyway, Listen up warriors \u2014 General Alexander Michael, U.S.M.C. re-fucking tired. Me and these bastards built the MJL Universe. Mercy, through Justice \u2014 with Love.<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 7: BUBBY -->\n    <div class=\"meta-bub bub\">\n      <div class=\"meta-stack\">\n        <div class=\"meta-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-bubby.png\" alt=\"Bubby\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-nm\">BUBBY<\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-msg\">You tell &#8217;em General!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 8: AL -->\n    <div class=\"meta-bub al\">\n      <div class=\"meta-stack\">\n        <div class=\"meta-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-al.png\" alt=\"Al\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-nm\">AL<\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-msg\">Yep &#8211; Soldiers?! We&#8217;re a family of black sheep \u2014 discards from different cultures, generations, nations AND species. We love the fuck outta each other and stand for those who can&#8217;t.<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 9: CLAYBOY -->\n    <div class=\"meta-bub clay\">\n      <div class=\"meta-stack\">\n        <div class=\"meta-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-clay.png\" alt=\"Clayboy\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-nm\">CLAYBOY<\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-msg\">Three tiers to choose from, people. Pick your poison &#8211; Al?<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 10: AL -->\n    <div class=\"meta-bub al\">\n      <div class=\"meta-stack\">\n        <div class=\"meta-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-al.png\" alt=\"Al\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-nm\">AL<\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-msg\">Like the man in his damned undies said:\n\n\u2014 ONE \u2014 METACHRON. The brain. Our own origin stories that&#8217;ll tug at yer short hairs and make yer eyes glossy \u2014 sad or laughing, probably BOTH if yer actually human.\n\n\u2014 TWO \u2014 CORE. The heart. Love stories between MJL heroes \u2014 regardless of god given plumbing. 18+ ONLY. Violence, murder, naked folks mashin&#8217; mushrooms. Not for kiddies.\n\n\u2014 THREE \u2014 INFINITUM. Time travel? Hell yes, because we said so. Same souls, different eras.\n\nSergeant Bub? Close it out!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 11: BUBBY -->\n    <div class=\"meta-bub bub\">\n      <div class=\"meta-stack\">\n        <div class=\"meta-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-bubby.png\" alt=\"Bubby\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-nm\">BUBBY<\/div>\n        <div class=\"meta-msg\">Sh-shiyet&#8230;.Welcome home, folks!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- ENTER METACHRON BUTTON -->\n    <a href=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/?page_id=496\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"meta-enter\">\n      <div><span class=\"dot\"><\/span><span class=\"tag\">-ENTER THE BRAIN-<\/span><\/div>\n      <div class=\"ico\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/nMJL-COMIC-LANDING.png\" alt=\"Metachron\"><\/div>\n      <div class=\"ttl\">MJL: METACHRON<\/div>\n      <div class=\"desc\">A flaccid general. A vet the VA forgot. A gay kid who got thrown through a door. A cat with secrets. This is how four idiots built a universe.\n\u2013Semper Fuckitall<\/div>\n    <\/a>\n\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<style>\n\/* ===== CORE SECTION \u2014 SELF-CONTAINED ===== *\/\n.core-wrap *{box-sizing:border-box;margin:0;padding:0}\n.core-wrap{\n  max-width:700px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  padding:20px 12px;\n  font-family:Georgia,serif;\n  color:#ccc;\n}\n\n\/* Section header *\/\n.core-hdr{text-align:center;padding:20px 0 16px}\n.core-hdr .line{\n  width:80%;\n  height:1px;\n  margin:0 auto 20px;\n  background:linear-gradient(90deg,transparent,#7a0000,transparent);\n}\n.core-hdr .lbl{\n  font-family:'Courier New',monospace;\n  font-weight:900;\n  font-size:22px;\n  letter-spacing:4px;\n  color:#7a0000;\n}\n.core-hdr .slbl{\n  font-family:'Courier New',monospace;\n  font-size:12px;\n  letter-spacing:3px;\n  margin-top:6px;\n  color:#7a0000;\n  opacity:.7;\n}\n\n\/* Outline *\/\n.core-frame{\n  border:2px solid #7a0000;\n  border-radius:8px;\n  box-shadow:0 0 16px 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I&#8217;m Harold and I&#8217;m the Boss of all this. I got a pineapple grenade. They ran away when I ask to play &#8216;hot potato&#8217;&#8230;Now I have the microphone.\n(Here is me with my grenade and Al&#8217;s HAM mic&#8230;)<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- IMAGE -->\n    <div class=\"core-img\"><div class=\"frame\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-from-2026-04-28-05-18-09.png\" alt=\"Harold with grenade and microphone\"><\/div><\/div>\n\n    <!-- 2: HAROLD -->\n    <div class=\"core-bub har\">\n      <div class=\"core-stack\">\n        <div class=\"core-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-harold.png\" alt=\"Harold\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-nm\">HAROLD<\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-msg\">Some lady said i was too young to write my stories and God will not like me. I said she was dumb.\nShe said my bowl haircut was stupid. I told her she was too ugly to get married.\nThe beast became furious.\nI said &#8216;It&#8217;s my Birthday tomorrow. Im gonna wake up and be, like, 30 years old and you&#8217;re still gonna be ugly.\nHer car made a fire.\n(Here is me with the fire and my new friend Rick. He saved me while his friends fought the house fire. He promised me tuna later)<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- IMAGE -->\n    <div class=\"core-img\"><div class=\"frame\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-from-2026-04-27-09-31-15.png\" alt=\"Harold fire and Rick rescue\"><\/div><\/div>\n\n    <!-- 3: AL -->\n    <div class=\"core-bub al\">\n      <div class=\"core-stack\">\n        <div class=\"core-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-al.png\" alt=\"Al\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-nm\">AL<\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-msg\">JEEZUS KID! THAT was YOU?! WE held a fundraiser for Sandy!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 4: HAROLD -->\n    <div class=\"core-bub har\">\n      <div class=\"core-stack\">\n        <div class=\"core-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-harold.png\" alt=\"Harold\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-nm\">HAROLD<\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-msg\">HI AL!! &#8211; Anyways You will like my stories. They have blood and guts and bullets and butts. Sometimes the heroes hug naked in the shower. And the bad guys always get pwned.\n\nAnyways &#8211; it started because I was listening to Al when he was drunk on his HAM radio talking to two of my best friends who are human.\n\nk&#8230;.CYA!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 5: DON -->\n    <div class=\"core-bub don\">\n      <div class=\"core-stack\">\n        <div class=\"core-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-don.png\" alt=\"Don\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-nm\">OLD MAN (DON)<\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-msg\">Yeah\u2026 The Lion speaks&#8230;So what? You got a problem with 2 decent people who love their cat, themselves and each other?<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 6: GRANT -->\n    <div class=\"core-bub grant\">\n      <div class=\"core-stack\">\n        <div class=\"core-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-grant.png\" alt=\"Grant\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-nm\">BABY BOY (GRANT)<\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-msg\">Yeah! Fuggin&#8217; weisenheimers!!! Sometimes IKEA just doesn&#8217;t hold up the body weight of two full grown men&#8230;You wanna add anything, Old Man?<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 7: DON -->\n    <div class=\"core-bub don\">\n      <div class=\"core-stack\">\n        <div class=\"core-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-don.png\" alt=\"Don\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-nm\">OLD MAN (DON)<\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-msg\">A FEW things,&#8230;I&#8217;m forty something, this prick with the green eyes is twenty something. He saved me, i saved him. There&#8217;s love, sometimes sweaty. You got a problem? Get fuckin&#8217; Bent.<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 8: GRANT -->\n    <div class=\"core-bub grant\">\n      <div class=\"core-stack\">\n        <div class=\"core-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-grant.png\" alt=\"Grant\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-nm\">BABY BOY (GRANT)<\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-msg\">YEAH GET FUGGIN BENT! Don&#8217;t be jealous about what you cant have!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- IMAGE -->\n    <div class=\"core-img\"><div class=\"frame\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Screenshot-from-2026-04-28-05-45-02.png\" alt=\"Don and Grant at the cabin\"><\/div><\/div>\n\n    <!-- 9: AL -->\n    <div class=\"core-bub al\">\n      <div class=\"core-stack\">\n        <div class=\"core-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-al.png\" alt=\"Al\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-nm\">AL<\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-msg\">Any of you other hooligans wanna weigh in here?<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 10: PANCHO -->\n    <div class=\"core-bub pan\">\n      <div class=\"core-stack\">\n        <div class=\"core-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-pancho.png\" alt=\"Pancho\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-nm\">PANCHO<\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-msg\">No, General &#8211; Let el jefe speak for us&#8230;Harry&#8217;s my proxy.<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 11: GRETTA -->\n    <div class=\"core-bub gret\">\n      <div class=\"core-stack\">\n        <div class=\"core-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-gretta.png\" alt=\"Gretta\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-nm\">GRETTA<\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-msg\">Ja, Herr General &#8211; I agree wiz Doctor Montoya &#8211; Let Herr Comandant take zer lead&#8230;Olaf?<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- IMAGE -->\n    <div class=\"core-img\"><div class=\"frame\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/harold-popcorn.png\" alt=\"Harold eating popcorn\"><\/div><\/div>\n\n    <!-- 12: OLAF -->\n    <div class=\"core-bub olaf\">\n      <div class=\"core-stack\">\n        <div class=\"core-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-olaf.png\" alt=\"Olaf\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-nm\">OLAF<\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-msg\">Jawhol!! Harold has zer final say! He wrote der damn stories!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 13: AL -->\n    <div class=\"core-bub al\">\n      <div class=\"core-stack\">\n        <div class=\"core-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-al.png\" alt=\"Al\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-nm\">AL<\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-msg\">Well, Mr. Author? Votes have been cast &#8211; Floor is yours Harry&#8230;.<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 14: HAROLD -->\n    <div class=\"core-bub har\">\n      <div class=\"core-stack\">\n        <div class=\"core-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-harold.png\" alt=\"Harold\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-nm\">HAROLD<\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-msg\">hmm&#8230;no&#8230;.im gonna go lick myself again. You finish up, Al&#8230;.Clayboy? I&#8217;m coming in &#8211; those fancy sheets of your make me coo&#8230;.and Don&#8217;t look at me this time, pervert!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 15: AL -->\n    <div class=\"core-bub al\">\n      <div class=\"core-stack\">\n        <div class=\"core-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-al.png\" alt=\"Al\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-nm\">AL<\/div>\n        <div class=\"core-msg\">uh&#8230;.y-yeah &#8211; well&#8230;anyway &#8211; The CORE &#8211; Blood and guts and bullets and butts&#8230;if you dare!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- ENTER CORE BUTTON -->\n    <a href=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/?page_id=410\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"core-enter\">\n      <div><span class=\"dot\"><\/span><span class=\"tag\">-ENTER THE CORE AND MEET THE OPERATORS-<\/span><\/div>\n      <div class=\"ico\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/25-1.png\" alt=\"Core\"><\/div>\n      <div class=\"ttl\">MJL: CORE<\/div>\n      <div class=\"desc\">One washed-up operator drowning in his own bullshit. One stubborn bastard with green eyes who wouldn&#8217;t leave him behind. A crew of like minded individuals. One question: Can killers build a family?<\/div>\n    <\/a>\n\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<style>\n\/* ===== INFINITUM SECTION \u2014 SELF-CONTAINED ===== *\/\n.inf-wrap *{box-sizing:border-box;margin:0;padding:0}\n.inf-wrap{\n  max-width:700px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  padding:20px 12px;\n  font-family:Georgia,serif;\n  color:#ccc;\n}\n\n\/* Section header *\/\n.inf-hdr{text-align:center;padding:20px 0 16px}\n.inf-hdr .line{\n  width:80%;\n  height:1px;\n  margin:0 auto 20px;\n  background:linear-gradient(90deg,transparent,#00ff00,transparent);\n}\n.inf-hdr .lbl{\n  font-family:'Courier New',monospace;\n  font-weight:900;\n  font-size:22px;\n  letter-spacing:4px;\n  color:#00ff00;\n}\n.inf-hdr .slbl{\n  font-family:'Courier New',monospace;\n  font-size:12px;\n  letter-spacing:3px;\n  margin-top:6px;\n  color:#00ff00;\n  opacity:.7;\n}\n\n\/* Outline *\/\n.inf-frame{\n  border:2px solid #00ff00;\n  border-radius:8px;\n  box-shadow:0 0 16px rgba(0,255,0,0.15);\n  padding:16px 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class=\"inf-stack\">\n        <div class=\"inf-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-al.png\" alt=\"Al\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-nm\">AL<\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-msg\">And THREE \u2014 INFINITUM. Same souls&#8230;different times. Listen in&#8230;<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- EPISODE BURST -->\n    <div class=\"inf-burst\"><span>INFINITUM \u2014 Green Eyes<\/span><\/div>\n\n    <!-- 2: TWO GUNS -->\n    <div class=\"inf-bub tg\">\n      <div class=\"inf-stack\">\n        <div class=\"inf-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-infinitum-twoguns.png\" alt=\"Two Guns\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-nm\">TWO GUNS<\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-msg\">Dead Eye? This telegram here&#8230;what&#8217;r they talkin about?<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 3: DEAD EYE -->\n    <div class=\"inf-bub de\">\n      <div class=\"inf-stack\">\n        <div class=\"inf-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-infinitum-deadeye.png\" alt=\"Dead Eye\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-nm\">DEAD EYE<\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-msg\">I dunno, kid&#8230;They wanna know somethin&#8217; about how we live I reckon&#8230;write this\u2026 &#8216;Idiot who wrote \u2013 walk until you reach ocean \u2013 then keep going&#8217;<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 4: ROMELIA -->\n    <div class=\"inf-bub rom\">\n      <div class=\"inf-stack\">\n        <div class=\"inf-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-infinitum-romelia.png\" alt=\"Dona Romelia\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-nm\">DONA ROMELIA<\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-msg\">Pendejo! Nomas quieren saber de tu vida. No seas chulo!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 5: DEAD EYE -->\n    <div class=\"inf-bub de\">\n      <div class=\"inf-stack\">\n        <div class=\"inf-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-infinitum-deadeye.png\" alt=\"Dead Eye\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-nm\">DEAD EYE<\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-msg\">Ow, SHIT!! Next time make a fist crazy old lady!! JOYSUS!!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 6: ROMELIA -->\n    <div class=\"inf-bub rom\">\n      <div class=\"inf-stack\">\n        <div class=\"inf-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-infinitum-romelia.png\" alt=\"Dona Romelia\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-nm\">DONA ROMELIA<\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-msg\">Ay no seas chillon \u2013 Dios te va castigar! Y lavense las nalgas cochinos! Joo esmell like El Chamuco!<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 7: TWO GUNS -->\n    <div class=\"inf-bub tg\">\n      <div class=\"inf-stack\">\n        <div class=\"inf-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-infinitum-twoguns.png\" alt=\"Two Guns\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-nm\">TWO GUNS<\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-msg\">Who&#8217;s El Chamiko?<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 8: DEAD EYE -->\n    <div class=\"inf-bub de\">\n      <div class=\"inf-stack\">\n        <div class=\"inf-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-infinitum-deadeye.png\" alt=\"Dead Eye\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-nm\">DEAD EYE<\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-msg\">It&#8217;s her large, faithful ASS-(gasps) Her Donkey!!&#8230;it&#8217;s her donkey\u2026.<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 9: ROMELIA -->\n    <div class=\"inf-bub rom\">\n      <div class=\"inf-stack\">\n        <div class=\"inf-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-infinitum-romelia.png\" alt=\"Dona Romelia\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-nm\">DONA ROMELIA<\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-msg\">Joo are not so estupid as joo elook grandote&#8230;bien \u2013 dame un abrazo \u2013 I go to slip now.<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 10: DEAD EYE -->\n    <div class=\"inf-bub de\">\n      <div class=\"inf-stack\">\n        <div class=\"inf-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-infinitum-deadeye.png\" alt=\"Dead Eye\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-nm\">DEAD EYE<\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-msg\">Goodnight Ama\u2026 sleep well, aye?<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 11: TWO GUNS -->\n    <div class=\"inf-bub tg\">\n      <div class=\"inf-stack\">\n        <div class=\"inf-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-infinitum-twoguns.png\" alt=\"Two Guns\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-nm\">TWO GUNS<\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-msg\">Aye Sleep well Ama and grassyass for everythin&#8217;<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- 12: ROMELIA -->\n    <div class=\"inf-bub rom\">\n      <div class=\"inf-stack\">\n        <div class=\"inf-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-infinitum-romelia.png\" alt=\"Dona Romelia\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-nm\">DONA ROMELIA<\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-msg\">Aye que chulo! ok&#8230;que duerman bien&#8230;te quiero mucho&#8230;pendejos caras de huarache<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- IMAGE -->\n    <div class=\"inf-img\"><div class=\"frame\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/green-eyes-cantina.webp\" alt=\"Cantina Los Pajaritos \u2014 Dead Eye, Do\u00f1a Romelia, Two Guns\"><\/div><\/div>\n\n    <!-- 13: AL -->\n    <div class=\"inf-bub al\">\n      <div class=\"inf-stack\">\n        <div class=\"inf-av\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-al.png\" alt=\"Al\"><\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-nm\">AL<\/div>\n        <div class=\"inf-msg\">&#8230;That&#8217;s just one stop, soldiers. Two souls keep finding each other across every era we wrote &#8217;em into. Click in.<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <!-- ENTER INFINITUM BUTTON -->\n    <a href=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/?page_id=504\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"inf-enter\">\n      <div><span class=\"dot\"><\/span><span class=\"tag\">-ENTER THE TIMEWARP-<\/span><\/div>\n      <div class=\"ico\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/26-1.png\" alt=\"Infinitum\"><\/div>\n      <div class=\"ttl\">MJL: INFINITUM<\/div>\n      <div class=\"desc\">Two souls. Every era. They don&#8217;t remember each other\u2013but something does. Cavemen, Cowboys, Cyborgs, whatever comes after or before. The universe keeps throwing them together. 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