{"id":228,"date":"2025-09-09T22:03:15","date_gmt":"2025-09-09T22:03:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.wpenginepowered.com\/?page_id=228"},"modified":"2026-05-07T23:14:26","modified_gmt":"2026-05-07T23:14:26","slug":"the-goldilocks","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/?page_id=228","title":{"rendered":"Lord Argyle McDougal – AKA “The Goldilocks”"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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“NOBODY *THUD* CALLS ME *THUD* GOLDILOCKS!”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

STATS<\/strong>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Age: 60<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Height: 5′ 8″ (5′ 11″ with silk heels\/lifts)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Weight: 175 lbs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hair: Wispy Gray<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eyes: Dull Gray (Has Heterochromia, Color returns when enraged)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hometown: McDougal Castle, Scottish Highlands<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Weapons pref.: Golden and wood baton, Flintlock pistol, hired killers<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Quote: “Being willfully stupid is something I’m not normally akin to tolerating”<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Scottish aristocrat who inherited everything and earned nothing. Once-beautiful golden curls now gray wisps requiring daily curling iron and Aqua Net to maintain his delusion of youth. Heterochromatic eyes fade to dull gray with age, blazing back to green and blue only when rage consumes him \u2013 the devil’s fire warning victims too late.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When inheritance dwindled, turned to arms dealing and human trafficking to fund a lifestyle his personal merit could never achieve. Wore silk heels and lifts like Louis XIV, painted beauty marks that time erased, required architectural undergarments to present the illusion of vitality while his body rotted from scotch and cruelty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Orchestrated violence as performance art. The library beating of cousin Bruce revealed his nature \u2013 not a businessman who used violence, but a sadist who used business to justify bloodshed. Recruited broken men through grief: Don after Levi, Olaf after Teresa, Francisco after his father. Transformed mourning into murder until three wolves refused to kill children.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The sad boy who became the devil<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n