{"id":213,"date":"2025-09-09T17:16:14","date_gmt":"2025-09-09T17:16:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.wpenginepowered.com\/?page_id=213"},"modified":"2026-04-30T19:28:57","modified_gmt":"2026-04-30T19:28:57","slug":"clayboy","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/?page_id=213","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;CLAYBOY&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/09-MJL-Heroes-Clayboy-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-164\" style=\"width:1290px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/09-MJL-Heroes-Clayboy-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/09-MJL-Heroes-Clayboy-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/09-MJL-Heroes-Clayboy-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/09-MJL-Heroes-Clayboy-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/09-MJL-Heroes-Clayboy-2048x1152.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--\n================================================================================\n                    M \u2605 J \u2605 L   U N I V E R S E\n                       TRANSMISSION  \u2014  THE BRASS\n                            TX-THE-BRASS.html\n================================================================================\nTIER:        METACHRON  (#2100ec)\nSCENE:       Clayboy reveals the Brass sketch to the family bulletin\nLENGTH:      Short \u2014 single chat thread, one image artifact\nNOTES:       Image URL points to `clays-brass-sketch.png`. 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Like then wtf am i doing here? WHY? Living with Al and Bubby and Harold and meeting the rest of these assholes i love&#8230;kinda fucked my head up&#8230;.shouldn&#8217;t it have ALWAYS been like this??<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<!-- ============== BUBBY SELF-BLAMES ============== -->\n<div class=\"mjl-bub r\">\n  <div class=\"mjl-av\" style=\"border-color:#4ca626\">\n    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-bubby.png\" alt=\"Bubby\">\n  <\/div>\n  <div style=\"flex:1\">\n    <div class=\"mjl-nm\" style=\"color:#4ca626\">BUBBY<\/div>\n    <div class=\"mjl-msg\" style=\"border-right-color:#4ca626\">Sh-shiyet&#8230;.y-yew alright Clayboy? I-i didn&#8217;t mean ta make you upset when i was talkin&#8217; about my daddy the other night&#8230;<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<!-- ============== CLAY COURSE-CORRECTS ============== -->\n<div class=\"mjl-bub r\">\n  <div class=\"mjl-av\" style=\"border-color:#ff1493\">\n    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-clay.png\" alt=\"Clayboy\">\n  <\/div>\n  <div style=\"flex:1\">\n    <div class=\"mjl-nm\" style=\"color:#ff1493\">CLAYBOY<\/div>\n    <div class=\"mjl-msg\" style=\"border-right-color:#ff1493\">NO!! Bubby &#8211; your the sweetest fucking man i know. You saved my life dammit&#8230;And Al ran to help and he saved it too but that belly of his &#8211; by the time he got there to pick me up&#8230;all i could smell was his whiskey breath and his armpits&#8230;you guys are my fucking stepdads&#8230;.<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<!-- ============== BUBBY GETS REDUCED ============== -->\n<div class=\"mjl-bub r\">\n  <div class=\"mjl-av\" style=\"border-color:#4ca626\">\n    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-bubby.png\" alt=\"Bubby\">\n  <\/div>\n  <div style=\"flex:1\">\n    <div class=\"mjl-nm\" style=\"color:#4ca626\">BUBBY<\/div>\n    <div class=\"mjl-msg\" style=\"border-right-color:#4ca626\">Sh-shiyet&#8230;..<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<!-- ============== AL ABSORBS THE ROAST ============== -->\n<div class=\"mjl-bub l\">\n  <div class=\"mjl-av\" style=\"border-color:#2100ec\">\n    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-al.png\" alt=\"Al\">\n  <\/div>\n  <div style=\"flex:1\">\n    <div class=\"mjl-nm\" style=\"color:#2100ec\">AL<\/div>\n    <div class=\"mjl-msg\" style=\"border-left-color:#2100ec\">That&#8217;s alright bubby &#8211; im not the least bit insulted&#8230;i coulda used a shower that week&#8230;.<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<!-- ============== GRANT BRINGS THE WOUND BACK ============== -->\n<div class=\"mjl-bub r\">\n  <div class=\"mjl-av\" style=\"border-color:#00ff00\">\n    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-grant.png\" alt=\"Grant\">\n  <\/div>\n  <div style=\"flex:1\">\n    <div class=\"mjl-nm\" style=\"color:#00ff00\">BABY BOY (GRANT)<\/div>\n    <div class=\"mjl-msg\" style=\"border-right-color:#00ff00\">Where&#8217;s this goin&#8217; Clayboy&#8230;.you ok?<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<!-- ============== CLAY CAVES TO HARRY ============== -->\n<div class=\"mjl-bub r\">\n  <div class=\"mjl-av\" style=\"border-color:#ff1493\">\n    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-clay.png\" alt=\"Clayboy\">\n  <\/div>\n  <div style=\"flex:1\">\n    <div class=\"mjl-nm\" style=\"color:#ff1493\">CLAYBOY<\/div>\n    <div class=\"mjl-msg\" style=\"border-right-color:#ff1493\">GOD why is this so hard&#8230;.Harry? Fine! dammit you win!! you wanted me to share my shitty sketch?<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<!-- ============== THE SKETCH ============== -->\n<!-- IMPORTANT: replace src below with your actual uploaded sketch URL -->\n<div class=\"mjl-img\">\n  <div class=\"frame\">\n    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/clays-brass-sketch.png.jpg\" alt=\"The Brass \u2014 pencil sketch by Clay's only true friend\">\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<!-- ============== AL CONFIRMS ============== -->\n<div class=\"mjl-bub l\">\n  <div class=\"mjl-av\" style=\"border-color:#2100ec\">\n    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-al.png\" alt=\"Al\">\n  <\/div>\n  <div style=\"flex:1\">\n    <div class=\"mjl-nm\" style=\"color:#2100ec\">AL<\/div>\n    <div class=\"mjl-msg\" style=\"border-left-color:#2100ec\">That&#8217;s &#8220;The Brass&#8221; your always referrin&#8217; to&#8230;ain&#8217;t it son&#8230;<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<!-- ============== BUBBY REDUCED TO A SOUND ============== -->\n<div class=\"mjl-bub r\">\n  <div class=\"mjl-av\" style=\"border-color:#4ca626\">\n    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-bubby.png\" alt=\"Bubby\">\n  <\/div>\n  <div style=\"flex:1\">\n    <div class=\"mjl-nm\" style=\"color:#4ca626\">BUBBY<\/div>\n    <div class=\"mjl-msg\" style=\"border-right-color:#4ca626\">Golleee&#8230;&#8230;<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<!-- ============== DON BREAKS ============== -->\n<div class=\"mjl-bub l\">\n  <div class=\"mjl-av\" style=\"border-color:#7a0000\">\n    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-don.png\" alt=\"Don\">\n  <\/div>\n  <div style=\"flex:1\">\n    <div class=\"mjl-nm\" style=\"color:#7a0000\">OLD MAN (DON)<\/div>\n    <div class=\"mjl-msg\" style=\"border-left-color:#7a0000\">Jesus Christ, kid&#8230;..I-,,,nmv&#8230;nvn&#8230;..HF*$#&amp;I(UHL WIHLIFIUH nevermind&#8230;.<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<!-- ============== CLAY NAMES IT ============== -->\n<div class=\"mjl-bub r\">\n  <div class=\"mjl-av\" style=\"border-color:#ff1493\">\n    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-clay.png\" alt=\"Clayboy\">\n  <\/div>\n  <div style=\"flex:1\">\n    <div class=\"mjl-nm\" style=\"color:#ff1493\">CLAYBOY<\/div>\n    <div class=\"mjl-msg\" style=\"border-right-color:#ff1493\">This is the dad i wish i had looking over my ass. he would have slapped the shit out of karen for taking my room away&#8230;.<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<!-- ============== GRANT DETONATES ============== -->\n<div class=\"mjl-bub r\">\n  <div class=\"mjl-av\" style=\"border-color:#00ff00\">\n    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/avatar-grant.png\" alt=\"Grant\">\n  <\/div>\n  <div style=\"flex:1\">\n    <div class=\"mjl-nm\" style=\"color:#00ff00\">BABY BOY (GRANT)<\/div>\n    <div class=\"mjl-msg\" style=\"border-right-color:#00ff00\">FUCK YOU CLAYBOY!! god dammit i didnt think i was gonna cry just by checking the site today&#8230;will you hold me, Old Man? 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