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General Alexander Michael, U.S.M.C. (ret.)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

STATS:<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Age: 60 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Height: 6′<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Weight: 250 lbs<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hair: Brown<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eyes: Brown<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hometown: None of yer damn business<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Weapons pref: Fists, Boots, HAM Radio<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Quote: “There aint’ nothing’ you can do….you aint’ nothin’ but nothin’…<\/strong><\/em>.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Disgraced one-star Brigadier General who hit rock bottom in his garage, spinning drunk into furniture after 40 years of marriage collapsed. Lost everything to his ex-wife Carol Anne except his pride and his unit. Found salvation through a ham radio call to Donegal Wallace, transforming from broken drunk into the voice of “Mercy Through Justice With Love.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chronicles the heroic missions of his wolves while hawking deliberately inferior “Rookie Puke” merchandise as self-deprecating humor about his own failures. Protective father figure who’ll break your arms if you hurt his adopted family. Whiskey-soaked wisdom wrapped in profanity and genuine love.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Became the foundation’s beating heart – the old soldier who found purpose in documenting courage instead of just remembering it. His podcast gives meaning to both his pain and their victories.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Raw, unfiltered, and absolutely loyal. The general who leads from behind a microphone instead of from the front lines.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The broken becomes the beacon.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

General Alexander Michael, U.S.M.C. (ret.) STATS: Age: 60 Height: 6′ Weight: 250 lbs Hair: Brown Eyes: Brown Hometown: None of yer damn business Weapons pref: Fists, Boots, HAM Radio Quote: “There aint’ nothing’ you can do….you aint’ nothin’ but nothin’….” Disgraced one-star Brigadier General who hit rock bottom in his garage, spinning drunk into furniture […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":32,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","iawp_total_views":6,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-212","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"blocksy_meta":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/212\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/32"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mjluniverse.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}